Garlic Quotes

The only advice I can give to aspiring writers is don`t do it unless you`re willing to give your whole life to it. Red wine and garlic also helps.

You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.

We have garlic days, and onion days. You know what they`re cooking.

Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.

Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of life.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.