Gallagher Quotes

My family and I saw Jessie (Jessica Biel) over Christmas, but I haven`t seen anyone else. I talked to David (Gallagher) a little while ago, but we`re all just busy and I`ve got school. I don`t even drive because my mom won`t let me, which is kind of ridiculous!

Actually, me and Our Kid (aka Liam Gallagher) are just using this band as a stepping stone for our double act on the "Late Show with David Letterman" (1993) as comedians, cheers!

I like a fair bit of what the Oasis do. They remind me of Beatles (The Beatles).... a great band and I like being reminded of Beatles. If you were there the first time round, you might think the Oasis were a bit similar, what with that Liam and his attitude and his brother Noel... thinking they are as good as them Beatles. Fact is.... they are a bit pale compared to them Beatles..... I am, we all are.... Now Liam is just a clot... bop him round the head, and wake him up... Noel is smarter... but only just.... Just because they write a tune or two that reminds us of Beatles we swoon a bit and reminisce.... but it`s only nostalgia really. I don`t care if Noel Gallagher likes my music or not.... I do care if he starts telling people I`m a wanker because of my politics.... an opinion based on an old misunderstood quote. (Commenting in 2005 on Noel Gallagher and Liam Gallagher of the band Oasis, following a series of adverse comments made about him in the media by Noel)

On Liam Gallagher: He probably knows if he said anything I`d whack him in the mouth without even blinking an eyelid.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.