Fuckin Quotes

"We got a call sayin` Alice Cooper had like two weeks of support dates in the Midwest. We said, `Alice Cooper... Fuckin` A!` Hey, I grew up listening to y`know "Sick Things", "I Love the Dead". It was a lot better than fuckin` reality. So we did `em. Alice was cool. He`s still... Y`know... "Alice"."

Sometimes I`m working on a film and someone will ask me if I`m having fun. And I`m tempted to tell them the truth: No, absolutely not. Having no fun here at all. You know what`s going to be fun? When it`s done, and I`ve done a fuckin` good job, and I know people are getting something out of that. I`ll have a lot of fun then. A ton of it.

Slim Shady is just the evil thoughts that come into my head. Things I shouldn`t be thinking about. Not to be gimmicky, but people should be able to determine when I`m serious and when I`m fuckin around. That`s why a lot of my songs are funny. I got a warped sense of humor I guess. --On his alter-ego, Slim Shady.

On what EMI thought the Sex Pistols were: "We weren`t the nice boys they thought we were. And, we weren`t nice boys, we were fuckin` nasty little bastards... and we still are.

There was no way to stop what was going to happen. We just reached the point where all that the three of us really wanted to do was hold up a bank. And besides, standing there with a gun, cleaning out a teller`s cage - that`s about as fuckin` honest as you can get, man!

We`re all super-fuckin` good with each other. Everyone`s more comfortable with what`s happening, has had a chance to swallow it and live with it. Now, we can all just joke around about how gay we look on stage.