Frog Quotes

I would kiss a frog even if there were no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. I`d lick him.

I`d kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs.

I`ve always believed, in my heart of hearts, that it would be a better show if, when I crossed over to the desk, the band kept playing for an hour and I danced in a cage. If I existed 200 years ago, all the other farmers in my community would be like, `That guy is worthless! He`s sitting on a rock, jumping up like a frog, coming up with weird concepts and ideas, making faces, and combing his hair into a giant pastry.` It`s a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy."

I`m not a diva. I`m a tadpole trying to be a frog.

It`s easy to offend people. People get uncomfortable, for instance, when the main character in a movie is not sympathetic in a Hollywood formula way. Our movies are loaded with things that aren`t to everyone`s taste. On the other hand, there`s a scene in (O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)) where a frog gets squished that everyone seems to like. It`s all right to do the frog squishing.

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.

At college I`d seen my dead frog`s limbs twitch under some applied stimulus or other - seen, but hadn`t believed. Didn`t dream of thinking beyond or around what I saw.

Is the frog dead?

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.