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I can see through almost any scam, especially one perpetrated by the federal government. I can see through it... they can`t pull the wool over my eyes, it`s absolutely freakin` impossible to pull the wool over my eyes about the government.

Get in there and cut loose and have a good time, ... It`s a punk rock show, it`s fun, it`s got a sense of humor about itself. But nonetheless, it is a (freakin`) rock show. It`s a show that I think a lot of people have been waiting to come around. A lot of shows come through and they`ve got the lights or they`ve got the flames or they have the music. But they don`t have both. This show is firing on all cylinders.

We spotted him that one run. My freakin` terrible throw went to center field. Give a guy like that a one-run cushion when he`s got his `A` game . . . that`s tough.

Sometimes reality has a way of sneaking up and biting us in the ass. And when the dam bursts, all you can do is swim. The world of pretend is a cage, not a cocoon. We can only lie to ourselves for so long. We are tired, we are scared, denying it doesn`t change the truth. Sooner or later we have to put aside our denial and face the world. Head on, guns blazing. De Nile. It`s not just a river in Egypt, it`s a freakin` ocean. So how do you keep from drowning in it?

Tell him to come check me out when I`m shredding some sweet finger tapping solos and then he`ll be like, ‘Power chords blah blah blah.’ And I`ll hit the whammy bar and it`ll sound like a plane crashing at an air show and then he`ll try to say some other stuff like, ‘Blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda.’ And that`s when I fire up the wah-wah pedal and it`ll be like ‘Wokka wokka wokka wo-wokka wokka.’ All up in his freakin` face.