I`ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
- John MayerHigh school is like a spork: its a crappy spoon AND a crappy fork, so in the end, its just plain useless.
- John MayerHigh School is like a spork: it`s a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it`s just plain useless.
- John MayerI knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there`s a story there.
- Mark HaddonWhen you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi BerraIt`s an interactive program where we teach students about networking, something they will do over and over again in their jobs. It`s not really about what fork to use with what portion of the meal, but about presenting yourself as a young professional rather than as a laid-back college student.
- Tara KingIf a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they`d starve to death.
- Sam SneadAs they say in Italy, Italians were eating with a knife and fork when the French were still eating each other. The Medici family had to bring their Tuscan cooks up there so they could make something edible.
- Mario BataliOne of the most important things that I have learned in my 57 years is that life is all about choices. On every journey you take, you face choices. At every fork in the road, you make a choice. And it is those decisions that shape our lives.
- Amar ZahidYou don`t need a silver fork to eat good food.
- Amy CampA man must know his destiny'¦ if he does not recognize it, then he is lost. By this I mean, once, twice, or at the very most, three times, fate will reach out and tap a man on the shoulder'¦ if he has the imagination, he will turn around and fate will point out to him what fork in the road he should take, if he has the guts, he will take it.
- Angelica SalasPlaying without the fundamentals is like eating without a knife and fork. You make a mess.
- AntiphanesThe world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork - Oscar Wilde
- Oscar WildeManners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use.
- Emily Post