If he`s not getting something out of a performance, he`ll come up and go, `What are you, a faggot from Malibu? Were you playing too much fucking volleyball on the beach growing up?` He once said that my reaction in a shot was comparable to a `bad `Mark Hamill` moment.` I said, `Oliver, I`ll take that as a compliment. Star Wars was one of my favorite movies.` - On `Oliver Stone`. My father gave me some pretty bad advice - keep it honest, which I did. People ask, why am I so honest with the press? I don`t have an answer. I suppose I`m honest everywhere else. Why should it stop here? Most of my shit sounds like lies. But all my stories are true, and that`s the problem. They call me the last honest man in Hollywood. But I care what people think, we all do."
- Charlie SheenWhy can`t they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who`d you call a faggot?"
- Jon Stewart