Drunks Quotes

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn`t know how to play them when I was drunk.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let`s all have another round.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don`t ask what the part is, but what century it`s in.

We were playing, not for the drunks, but for the musicians, because it was more intellectually challenging. We needed somewhere to put our energy to show that we were growing, and as we started to achieve this, people came to hear us musically.

There is a drunk-driving problem. There`s a way to address the drunk-driving problem. That`s by going after drunks. Harassing responsible adults who have a glass of wine with dinner is a political campaign. It`s an anti-alcohol campaign. But it`s not a highway traffic safety campaign.

I was an alcoholic by the time I was 21, ... There`s enough drunks in the audience. The last thing a club needs is a drunk on stage.

Arresting a single drunk or a single vagrant who has harmed no identifiable person seems unjust, and in a sense it is. But failing to do anything about a score of drunks or a hundred vagrants may destroy an entire community.