Dishwasher Quotes

My wife is the cook, really. I`m a good helper and I clean like nobody`s business. I can load a dishwasher like nobody else.

I don`t have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.

When I get home I`ll still have to unload the dishwasher and clean my room. Last night my mom got so fed up of my messy floor in my room she picked it all up off the floor and put it on my bed so I would have to clean it up before I went to bed!

He`s not good at it, but he will do it. Sometimes he can help clear the dishes from the table, scrape the dishes off, and get them into the dishwasher.