Dilbert Quotes

I`m like a Dilbert cartoon.

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there`s a lot more living to go, but there isn`t much doubt that I`ll always be the `Dilbert guy.` Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I`ll be `that stabbin` Dilbert guy.`

I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.