(about pregnancy and babies) It`s like getting ready for your own birth. Nothing prepares you . . . When those eyes meet your eyes -- I was feeling things I never had feelings like before. I never loved anyone so much at first meeting. I love her so much! But! - Let`s make no mistake why these babies come here: to replace us. Their first words are "Mama", "Dada" and "Bye-bye". We`ll see who`s wearing the diapers when this is all over.
- Jerry SeinfeldAbout pregnancy and babies: "It`s like getting ready for your own birth. Nothing prepares you ... When those eyes meet your eyes -- I was feeling things I never had feelings like before. I never loved anyone so much at first meeting. I love her so much! But! - Let`s make no mistake why these babies come here: to replace us. Their first words are `Mama,` `Dada` and `Bye-bye.` We`ll see who`s wearing the diapers when this is all over."
- Jerry SeinfeldNo one`s raising children any more. To love a child, you`ve got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!
- Lauren HuttonWith two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all.
- Esther WilliamsThe real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.
- Geraldo RiveraIn the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.
- Patti SmithIf you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.
- Barbara SteeleWhen I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We`d just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I`ve got $26 left.
- Ang LeeI didn`t know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn`t believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that`s 20 diapers a piece a day.
- Stanley Tuccihas calluses older than McCann. The kid was 83 days old when Clemens broke in with the Red Sox. He was still in diapers when Clemens won his first Cy Young Award (1986). He went through puberty and had already discovered the joys of being a young man laboring in Rome and Myrtle Beach by the time Clemens had Nos. 2-7.
- Brian McCannWe buy generic diapers instead of the good kind.
- Jennifer YoungWe had a lot of people over the weekend come in, ... They were picking up basic needs: diapers, baby formula, something to clean dentures.
- Angela Warner SimsThe better we can target our promotional dollars, the more effective our marketing. I have three young children. So (the database) says, here`s a guy buying diapers every other week. So let`s offer savings in baby food or wipes. It`s better targeted than a coupon in a newspaper,
- Angelica SailsIt`s a nicer presentation than a basket with a box of diapers and stuff in it. It`s just a different way to give that.
- Anne RobertI don`t think people should take big-screen TVs. But under the circumstances, water and diapers are something else.
- Bamdev Gautam