Deodorant Quotes

Romania has a distinctive smell on its own, ... Driving to set stunk and then getting to set stunk even worse. You`re in confined places with guys. And Europeans are not noted for their hygiene. I don`t think there`s too much body deodorant in Romania. It was definitely an experience as far as being in tight quarters with a lot of people, grown men.

Romania has a distinctive smell on its own, ... You`re in confined places with guys. ... I don`t think there`s too much body deodorant in Romania. It was definitely an experience as far as being in tight quarters with a lot of people, grown men.

I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing?

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells.

In France, they`re having trouble translating a lot of Internet terms into French. In France the law is you have to use French words. For example, there are no French words for surfing the Web, there aren`t any French words for chat session, and there aren`t any French words for hacker. Of course, a lot of other words don`t translate to French either: military victory, deodorant... (From "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" (1992), May 4, 2001)

Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don`t get it.

We don`t have enough deodorant, so we`ll add that later.

(Glammy deodorant -- now that`s funny. So says Chris White, a professional comedian and (like most stand-ups) a sweat expert.) You shouldn`t put anything expensive on your armpits -- it`s one of the least savory parts, ... It`s just something you don`t do -- like putting a sweater on a dog.