Custard Quotes

"Life`s what`s important. Walking, houses, family. Birth and pain and joy. Acting`s just waiting for a custard pie. That`s all."

And what`s interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.

Orlaith was the best kisser and she had a fantastic set of boobs on her as well. Even though I got a custard pie off her in the Romeo and Juliet task, I still got a snog off her. She was fit and had the best fake boobs I`ve ever seen.

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.