Cruises Quotes

I`ll be 65 in September and I work as much as I want to, take cruises with Kay, relax with my family, do everything in moderation, because I want to enjoy my life.

(The) certificate of authenticity ... The work of art described on this certificate is an authentic limited edition print, executed and signed by the artist named (Pablo Picasso) and guaranteed as represented herein. The printing is of the highest quality. This is to certify that BLOCH 1509 is a limited edition ETCHING by the artist PABLO PICASSO . Date: December 15, 2003 Authorized Signature: MARK BRONSON, PRINCESS CRUISES FINE ARTS

We purchased this and other artwork during our cruise vacations over the years either from Princess Cruises or their parent company Carnival Corporation. I don`t even know anymore if any of the artwork they sold us is original or they are worth anything. As far as I`m concerned they might all be worthless fake pieces of colored paper. I won`t be surpised if these cruise ship art auctions with cheap glasses of champagne turn out to be a big multi million dollar scam.

Even though we`ve been lucky here so far, it`s still been a huge hassle in terms of workload and I didn`t plan on having to deal with all of that before my retirement, ... But, I`m still alive and I`ve got all my cruises lined up for the next five years.

'�'� we continue to spend fortunes on an stupefying array of distractions supposedly designed to make us happier than Liz Taylor at a wedding: Cosmetics that contain everything from the placenta of unborn goats to a pound of pig fat mixed with volcanic ash and '19 secret ingredients from the rain forest'�; diet products to remove mountains of blubber gained by stuffing ourselves because we are so damn miserable, and miserable because we are so horribly fat; cosmetic surgery in every place from facial to other cheeks; mind-numbing cruises to paradise; luxury boats that never leave their luxury marinas; hard drugs; soft drugs; alcohol; anti-depressants; uppers; downers; frenetic gambling to hit the big time; jewelry that is too expensive to wear; image marriages destined to last all of six months; mink-lined designer toilet seats; lottery tickets; tobacco products we know will kill us; and billions of tons of electronic and plastic and toxic junk that add nothing to our lives and create only clutter, pollution and landfill.