Cracking Quotes

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Michael J. Fox is a great, sexy, funny, short man. I had so much fun on that show ("Spin City" (1996)). There was this scene where we were lying in bed together after sex. But instead of having a cigarette, I start yodeling, because I`m German, see? He kept making me laugh, we were cracking up.

- Heidi Klum

They think I`m being serious when actually I`m a very big clown. But you have to know me to see that. I`m constantly cracking up and cracking everybody else around me up.

- Lenny Kravitz

My departure from Hollywood was described as a walk-out. No one understood that I was cracking up.

- Gene Tierney

Behind me the branches of a wasted and sterile existence are cracking.

- Gustav Mahler

There`s so much history amongst ourselve that reminds us of something, and we start cracking up.

- Nikki Sixx

If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we`d just be cracking jokes. It`s like Beavis and Butthead.

- Nikki Sixx

Everybody likes him. He always makes me laugh every time we are on the set. He`s always cracking jokes. - on Ethan "Johnny" Phillips

- Scarlett Pomers

Some books claim I have already clocked up a century of Grands Prix, but let me put the record straight. Australia will be my 100th start, and I aim to mark the milestone with a cracking performance. It could even be celebrated with a victory.

- Damon Hill

On working with Robin Williams and Billy Crystal: "These guys are hilarious. You go in to work with the lines memorized, and the second you get out there it`s like - Oops, there goes the script! They`re rewriting it, improvising on the spot and I have to improvise, too. Half the time I was worrying most about cracking up."

- Charlie Hofheimer

I hated cracking the whip, and these juries turn into political things.

- Patricia Highsmith

Just last week, I was successful in passing two bi-partisan amendments through the House of Representatives that aim to address the even larger problem of cracking down on countries who export the materials to create meth into the United States.

- Mark Kennedy

I don`t really know why, but danger has always been an important thing in my life - to see how far I could lean without falling, how fast I could go without cracking up.

- William Holden

(59th over: England 240-4 (Strauss 102, Flintoff 56) Andrew Strauss reaches his century! He got there with a clipped four through midwicket off Brett Lee, and it`s been a cracking innings: serene when he had no right to be, and as fluent as he has been at any point in this series.) My step brother once wasted money on me by buying me some `posh` salt from Selfridges, ... Essentially it was salt, just salt.

- Mark Foster

He`s nervous about it. I think it`s hilarious -- all these dogs, swimming around. It`s cracking me up.

- Heather Miller

Yes, linseed oil. I used to use poppy oil, but I have heard that poppy oil is given to cracking pigment too, so I use it no longer.

- Edward Hopper

I think that zinc white has a property of scaling and cracking.

- Edward Hopper

The movie is not all swimming and that was a huge goal to show outside the pool. People see me cracking jokes and go, `I didn`t know you were funny.

- Angelos Charisteas

The movie is not all swimming and that was a huge goal to show outside the pool, ... People see me cracking jokes and go, `I didn`t know you were funny.`

- Angelos Charisteas

The supreme court stirred up trouble with its recent decision supporting a government ordinance cracking down hard on the press, and it is now time for the Nepalese judicial system to put itself at the forefront of the struggle to ensure respect for the constitution and civil liberties.

- Ann Darrin

Our masks, always in peril of smearing or cracking, in need of continuous check in the mirror or silverware, keep us in thrall to ourselves, concerned with our surfaces.

- Annie MacIver

(76th over: England 292-5 (Flintoff 44, G Jones 13) More good stuff from Flintoff, who rocks back before cracking Warne through the covers for another boundary.) England should change their name to Great Britain, if only to help Welshmen like me have easier lives, ... It`s so tedious explaining to work colleagues how I can support `England` in cricket and England`s opposition in rugby and football.

- Anthony Bracco

The resurrection is not a static and an isolated event fixed in the past, but the unleashing of a power and force that takes the form of a death defying love. Resurrection is ever present, constantly accosting us, challenging us, stretching us, cracking us open and seeking to have its way with us in order that we might come to maturity in Christ.

- Antun Domic

He really did seem to brighten every room that he ever walked in. He managed to get a smile over almost anyone. No matter how upset the adults were with him, they would end up cracking up.

- Art Luna

Worldly riches are like nuts; many a tooth is broke in cracking them, but never is the stomach filled with eating them.

- Avid Merrion

There`s always a period of curious fear between the first sweet-smelling breeze and the time when the rain comes cracking down.

- Don DeLillo