Condom Quotes

On what was it like in the Clown suit while filming Spawn (1997): "Like a penis wearing a condom".

I didn`t lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?

Abstinence, being faithful and correct and consistent condom use are the only ways to successfully reach everyone when discussing HIV prevention. I believe that the abstinence message alone does not solve the AIDS epidemic.

If you`re going to have sex, use a condom.

The Catholic Church - it`s so difficult because I don`t want say anything offensive but it makes me very angry that religious leaders from this faith have tried to respond negatively to sexual education and to the promotion of condom use.

But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don`t really talk about sex and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up to now have been very unwilling to accept, for instance, the promotion of condom use.

So we`ve got one more song to play for you tonight...(crowd grumbles)...what, you know there`s an encore too. The encore is sort of like the condom in the pocket: everybody knows it`s there but nobody talks about it.

Safe sex - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don`t fall in love.

If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won`t stop the spread of AIDS in this country.

I tell kids there is no condom that can protect you from a broken heart, ... Kids know it is true. I know some kids wait. I know some kids are not interested in dating because their lives are filled. But I also know many kids are waking up thinking, `I wish there was someone out there who would love me.`

(Date rape is a major alcohol-related problem that schools don`t advertise and U.S. News & World Report doesn`t mention in its annual college issue. But administrators and counselors deal with it every year. The University of Colorado advised female students,) When you`re drunk, you`ll have sex with someone you wouldn`t have lunch with, so bring a condom. ... The quality of men`s manners seems to be directly proportional to how drunk I am.

Why are we still embarrased about the condom machine? The only blokes who are not embarrased are the blokes who don`t get any! You know, they wait in the bog, pound in hand, and as soon as someone comes in they`re like "Come on! come on! I`ve got birds waiting!"