Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs onstage for two hours and people in tuxes clapping whether they like it or not. It`s the real performers on the street who can hold people`s attention and keep them from walking away.
- Andy KaufmanThe entire handbook can be reduced to three rules. One: you do not touch your ball from the time you tee it up to the moment you pick it out of the hole. Two: don`t bend over when you are in the rough. Three: when you are in the woods, keep clapping your hands.
- Anselm Kiefer