Chickens Quotes

Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character. There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn`t hiss or boo me. I also became close to nature and am now able to appreciate the beauty with which this world is endowed.

It`s the bane of existence for anyone in comedy. `The photograph must be funny!` So the people coordinating the shoot throw rubber chickens at you, 20 at a time. Or put a feathered hat on you. Or give you a clown nose. Of course, all of this makes you depressed, so you wind up looking more like you`re promoting A Long Day`s Journey Into Night.

I love horses. If I could, I would ride the whole day. When I get married, I`ll live in the countryside, ride on horses and live among cows, chickens and dogs. - about her love for pets.

I just love chickens.

Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character. There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn`t hiss or boo me.

I don`t know what organically grown chickens are; I`ve never seen one.

It`s sheer torture. I have to be up with the chickens every day and go to work on my body. I hate it, but I do it.

If we could buy these properties and then invest in the Black community, with our own McDonald`s, with our own Kentucky Fried Chickens, it was gonna be a great move.

(On Jim Henson): He envisioned a world where bears could tell jokes, chickens could sing, pigs could be stars and they all could ride bicycles.

While it`s serious to individual producers, from a national perspective, Katrina won`t have much impact, ... The consumer won`t feel it. Millions of chickens have been lost, but in Mississippi alone, you slaughter 5 million a day.

The author O. Henry taught me about the value of the unexpected. He once wrote about the noise of flowers and the smell of birds - the birds were chickens and the flowers dried sunflowers rattling against a wall.

PETA operates by getting publicity any way they can. They`re comparing chickens to black people?

Most poultry contain harmful bacteria. Recent statistics show that about 60 percent of chickens -- broilers -- are contaminated with campylobacter, and 10 percent with salmonella. And turkeys tend to be higher.

If I hadn`t started painting, I would have raised chickens.

We`ve got a full schedule, ... We`re excited because we`re on the verge of releasing our fifth CD. We will have a lot of comedy on it, and songs about chickens. We love to make people laugh.

They give me leftovers to feed the chickens, and then I give them eggs. They say that taking an early morning walk down a back road and hearing our rooster crow is one of the greatest things about living in the country.

It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house.

Every dog and cat in the neighborhood is getting killed one-by-one, and it`s really not an exaggeration, ... They`ve gotten all the chickens and a dog behind my house. Some of the people here are retired, and their animals are like their kids.

If you had several chickens at one site testing positive, then you would know you had something going on, but two positive chickens from two different sites are an indication that not much is happening.

People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.