Carlin Quotes

The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he`s still as funny as he`s ever been, and he`s still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I`ll still be able to work.

I`m much closer to Mort Sahl and (George) Carlin and Sam Kinison... It is what it is. - on being compared to Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy

I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.

Well, I`m kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there`d be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!

We?ll wait and see and hope for the best. We?re going to have to do some shuffling. He was our best offensive lineman along with Nick (Carlin).