Canned Quotes

The burden of originality is one that most people don`t want to accept. They`d rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they`re supposed to like, what they`re supposed to buy, and what they`re supposed to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butt-head telling you what music you`re allowed to like and not like, and you`ve got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you`re too stupid to know when the joke is--people are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them like that.

My feeling is that labels are for canned food... I am what I am - and I know what I am.

I`ve always felt that sexuality is a really slippery thing. In this day and age, it tends to get categorized and labeled, and I think labels are for food. Canned food.

I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I`ve got a dry sense of humor.

As always, the House of Bread will need volunteers that day. We will begin at 9 a.m. and finish at 2 p.m.. Anyone is welcome to come to the House of Bread, receive a great meal, fellowship and make a donation to the cause. The greatest need for donations is money, but bleach, bottled water and any canned goods with pull tops are needed.

Canned music is like audible wallpaper.

To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.

My mom always canned, and she taught us to take care of ourselves. She taught us everything from canning and sewing, and dad taught us everything we needed to know about farming.