Camels Quotes

I have absolutely no empathy for camels. I didn`t care for being abused in the Middle East by those horrible, horrible, horrible creatures. They don`t like people. It`s not at all like the relationship between horses and humans.

I`ve smoked Camels for more years than I care to mention, but I haven`t had a cigarette since `91. I haven`t had a joint since `95.

Measles and TB evolved from diseases of our cattle, influenza from a disease of pigs, and smallpox possibly from a disease of camels. The Americas had very few native domesticated animal species from which humans could acquire such diseases.

A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

If you deal in camels, make the doors high