Blokes Quotes

Maybe if I`d not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my mates are decent blokes now, just normal fellas with families.

The first thing is to be patient, which is probably the hardest thing to do. Don`t worry if blokes are whacking you out of the park because you still have the opportunity to get him out next ball, even if it`s not the same ball.

(On his character in Spaced) Mike is based on a couple of people I know, one is a friend called Flea who is mad on weapons and stuff and Russia and another is Jon an ex-security guard who also likes guns a bit too much. But for their military love they are both lovely blokes.

(A) bit old and wiser and not going as crazy as I used to on the field trying to smash blokes, I`m looking after myself a bit better.

It`s part of the game. Ever since I was young, every couple of games I`ve hit someone and hurt them so it`s always been the way. I`ve got to worry about my own head. They`re not shy of hitting our blokes in the head. It will be a good contest. I`m up for that.

Why are we still embarrased about the condom machine? The only blokes who are not embarrased are the blokes who don`t get any! You know, they wait in the bog, pound in hand, and as soon as someone comes in they`re like "Come on! come on! I`ve got birds waiting!"