Bionic Quotes

My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride.

Studio press agents make up anything they want to, and reporters go along with it. One flack created the legend that I had been blown up in an air crash during the war, and my face had to be put back together by way of plastic surgery. If it is a `bionic face,` why didn`t they do a better job of it?