Bert Quotes

It only takes 30 seconds to pluck my eyebrows, but it hurts. I have to tweeze them in the middle once a week. Otherwise, I look like Bert from "Sesame Street" (1969). I`ve been doing it for 11 years.

(upon answering whether Mary Poppins and Bert ever got it together): I hope so. She wouldn`t admit it, but I do hope so.

I do worry about Bert, I`ll tell you that,

Kevin and Bert won in the primary, and this tells the voters who the candidates will be who appear on the Democratic line on the ballot.