Barstool Quotes

This was the golden boy of all history. I`ve been trying to make (`Alexander`) for a long time. In 1991 with Val Kilmer, in 1996 with Tom Cruise. Then Colin Farrell came along, and he was perfect. He was a tough, Tyrone Power, barstool-looking boy from Dublin. We made him a blond, which was perfect for him, and he became Alexander.

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn`t any gum under any of them.