Baloney Quotes

If you go to Hollywood, you`ve already sold out. By the sheer act of going there, you`re saying, `I need to go there because this is the only way I can get my movie made.` Baloney! Indiana`s the place to make your movie. Pontiac, Michigan. Whatever. Then you`re just making it on the merits of the movie. You don`t have to have any discussions about what`s hip now. Who can we get to do the soundtrack? You can actually put a score to your movie instead of a soundtrack. I get this thing all the time. Filmmakers go, `Can I send you a script? You`ll read it and attach yourself and we`ll package it.` Why can`t you get the money based on nothing, just the script? This whole packaging thing is out of control. Then you get absurd casting because it`s all packaged by the same talent agency. The sensibility is so bizarre.

At first I thought it was baseball, but then I thought that`s baloney. Then I tried football, but I wasn`t big enough, so I thought I`d give wrestling a shot.

Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it.

And there were absolutely no grounds for me. This PR campaign they have to say `we want parents involved` is just nothing less than baloney.