The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven`t seen the joke yet.
- Amit YoranThese are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
- Alfred Hitchcock