Assholes Quotes

From a very early age, I remember thinking that adults were always acting like assholes. I couldn`t understand why I had to respect them. My pre-school teacher forced me to write right-handed when I was left-handed. I didn`t get why I had to change. Nobody could give me a reason. I have had a big problem with authority ever since.

We`re sick of hearing people say that band is so gay" or "those guys are fags". Gay is not a synonym for shitty. If you want to say something`s shitty, say it`s shitty. Stop being such homophobic assholes!"

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, if life gives you assholes, make a Troma movie.

Opinons are like assholes, Everybody`s got one!