Armpits Quotes

I don`t want people thinking of me sexually. I don`t want people to be like, `She`s hot-looking,` you know? I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then. It just completely throws people off. I had a couple of offers to do some hot scenes in the shower with some guy and to make it real hot and sexy. The next thing you know, I`d be the next J.Lo or something. But that`s easy. I want (success) the hard way.

I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then.

She has sensational armpits with no extra wrinkles or puffiness.

(Glammy deodorant -- now that`s funny. So says Chris White, a professional comedian and (like most stand-ups) a sweat expert.) You shouldn`t put anything expensive on your armpits -- it`s one of the least savory parts, ... It`s just something you don`t do -- like putting a sweater on a dog.

What all the ads and all the whoreoscopes seemed to imply was that if only you were narcissistic enough, if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair, your boobs, your eyelashes, your armpits, your crotch, your stars, your scars, and your choice of Scotch in bars--you would meet a beautiful, powerful, potent, and rich man who would satisfy every longing, fill every hole, make your heart skip a beat (or stand still), make you misty, and fly you to the moon (preferably on gossamer wings), where you would live totally satisfied forever.