Appliance Quotes

I`m quitting the business today. I`m going to open up an appliance store, I`ve always really been into toasters. I`m giving it all up.

His name is Blane? That`s a major appliance, that`s not a name!

There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, offers more entertainment than the TV set.

So the only way we`re going to improve fuel economy or appliance efficiency swiftly and to the maximum extent practicable is if the government requires it.

This acquisition enhances our ability to grow with an attractive customer base and premium brands using a proven and successful showroom format. Utilizing the existing store format, we expect to expand the number of stores in order to capitalize on the rapidly growing high-end segment of the U.S. appliance market. Pacific Sales` world-class team has built an impressive business, as evidenced by its 15-percent average revenue growth the past five years.

A kitchen appliance with an RJ45 connection can be plugged into the Net. Few appliances have this, but manufacturers of chillers, fridges and fryers are increasingly adding this connection as well as PC boards to future-proof equipment.

I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that`s a fresher....I`m going on break.