(On the Oscar Nomination): I`d shot all night and was staying at the Banff Springs Resort Hotel in Canada, which is absolutely gorgeous. It looks like a castle, but it was built in the 1800s and at 4 o`clock in the morning you think you`re in The Shining (1980), you expect Jack Nicholson to jump out. The hallway is a mile long. I came back and there was a crew there. They said, "Would you mind?" and I thought, "You mean, you want me to sit there and if I`m not nominated, you guys go home?" And I actually have to give you the chair back and everything. And everybody said, "No, no, you gotta do it". I`m sittin` in this chair thinking, "Well, I`m very calm..." I got this little thing in my ear and I`m hearing them announcing the nominations. Well, of course they announced them alphabetically and, unless you`re Maud Adams, you know you`re gonna be late. It just seemed like forever and then, when I heard it, I (was) dumbstruck for lack of a better word.
- Burt ReynoldsGet these people drunk. I don`t know if you`re aware of this, but we`re horrible acoustic. We`re going to play all of Neil Diamond`s greatest hits, chronologically, alphabetically and scientologically.
- Josh HommeAll right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
- Casey Stengel