Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
- Groucho MarxOn his divorce from Loni Anderson: I`m paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.
- Burt ReynoldsI was looking very much for a career. My second marriage to Stan Herman had ended, and I wanted very much to be independent, not take alimony from him, be on my own, do the right thing.
- Linda EvansI`ve been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That`s a joke, but not by much.
- Don AdamsPeople go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about how to get an alimony settlement better than they got last week.
- Gay TaleseJust imagine if a Shiite couple are seeking a divorce. She can get a divorce under the civil code and with difficulty get it under Shiite law, but no alimony or child custody (for children) above a certain age. . . . This is a recipe for real problems.
- David MackAlso, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony.
- Dick SchaapAlimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
- Al CopenhaverAlimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
- Groucho Marx