Brock Blassingame Quotes

If two wrongs don`t make a right, try three.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.

Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you`ll ever regret.

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

You can always tell a real friend: when you`ve made a fool of yourself he doesn`t feel you`ve done a permanent job.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn`t happen today.