Brian Regan Quotes

A small business doesn`t have an HR director, usually.

A small business doesn`t have an HR director, usually,

"You see weird things driving... I`ve never understood log trucks, sometimes you`ll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass eachother on the highway... I don`t understand it. I mean, if they need logs over there... and they need `em over there, you`d think a phone call would save `em a whole lot of trouble."

I am willing to commit espionage against the United States by providing your country with highly classified information.

"I saw this sign posted once, it said, `blasting zone ahead`. Wow... shouldn`t that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there`s a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, `Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there! Yeah I think we`re-- (Pow!)-- Oh! We`re getting close! (Pow!)-- Oh! This is gonna be a bad blasting zone! Remember that last one--we lost Billy?"

The owner tends to source these things separately,

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