Billy Crystal Quotes
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is, the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
You look MAHVELOUS!
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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