Bill Lee Quotes

Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that`s why they don`t like us.

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It`s a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.

I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space. When that happens it won`t matter if I get this guy out.

I`m mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I`d be remembered forever. Now, I`ll have to throw him another.

The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.

People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw.

You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It`s like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body.

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.

Kids don`t learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.

The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he`s going to be.

That was real baseball. We weren`t playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches that ran backwards.