Bennett Cerf Quotes

Good manners: The noise you don`t make when you`re eating soup.

The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?

A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.

For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don`t recognize you.

Fame - anyone who says he doesn`t like it is crazy.