Bart Simpson Quotes

Eat my shorts

All I have left of the tree is that lemon shaped rock. Wait a minute......there`s a lemon behind that rock!!

Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.

Hi, I`m looking for Amanda... Amanda Hug N Kiss.

Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?

I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.

You kill `em, we grill `em!

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

(to moe on the phone) Hi. I`m looking for a man first name hugh last name jass. (moe: ok as anyone seen a Hugh Jass? hello I`m looking for a Hugh Jass!)

I am not the new Dalai Lama

I don`t know! I don`t know why I did it, I don`t know why I enjoyed it, and I don`t know why I`ll do it again!