Barnett Kramer Quotes

LIFE IS AN OYSTER AND YOU ARE ITS PEARL.

WHILE YOU WERE DOWN UNDER THE TABLE SEARCHING FOR TABLE SCRAPS THE FEAST WAS ON THE TABLE.

WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF SUPERCALAFRAJALISTICEXPEALODOCIOUS BECAUSE i THINK I GOT EM ALL.

WELL IVE SEEN MORE HAIR ON A BABYS BOTTOM.

Everybody`s buying them. All of our employees, including myself, have become addicted to them.

IF I COULD FOLLOW MY OWN ADVICE WHY WOULD I GIVE IT TO YOU?

ODORS ARE ALWAYS OF QUESTIONABLE PARENTAGE AND NEVER OF NOBLE BIRTH.

UNDER MY SURFACE IS MORE SURFACE, BUT I AM VERY GOOD AT SHALLOW RELATIONSHIPS.

I WASN`T WORKING THATS HOW I GOT BROKE.

IF I KNEW WHAT TO DO I WOULD BE TELLING YOU TO DO IT.