Ashley Baker Quotes

Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous.(He is also a fool.)

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.

If it can`t be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.

Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.

Certainly the game is rigged. Don`t let that stop you; if you don`t bet, you can`t win.

If it can`t be expressed in figures, it`s not science it`s opinion.

No storyteller has ever been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.