Archie Griffen Quotes

I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she`s killed it

The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.

Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance

Women and elephants never forget an injury

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she`s so desperately anxious to do the wrong thing correctly

All decent people live beyond their incomes; those who aren`t respectable live beyond other people`s; a few gifted individuals manage to do both

I always say beauty is only sin deep.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.