Ann Coulter Quotes

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the `idiot voters` because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you`re either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

Liberals can`t just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.

There are lots of bad Republicans, there are no good Democrats.

(In response to people`s criticism of her use of false and misleading information in her books) "Liberals take sheer joy in telling lies, they take insolent pleasure in saying absurd things."

I love it! You know, when I tour college campuses, I always find that the prettiest girls in the room are the ones in the College Republicans.

"Finally, a word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have written or said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can." June 21, 2006.

"Democrats won`t acknowledge the existence of "an imminent threat" any place in the world until a nuclear missile is 12 minutes from New York. And then we`ll never have the satisfaction of saying "I told you so" because we`ll all be dead. " July 19, 2006.

"If Democrats want to talk about middle-class tax cuts, couldn`t they nominate someone who hasn`t been a poodle to rich women for the past 33 years?" Attacking Presidential candidate John Kerry, January 29, 2004.

However nice, helpful, prompt and tidy she is, Harriet Miers isn`t qualified to play a Supreme Court justice on "The West Wing" (1999), let alone to be a real one.

If we took away women`s right to vote, we`d never have to worry about another Democrat (sic) president. It`s kind of a pipe dream, it`s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don`t think it`s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women. (October 2, 2007, New York Observer interview with George Gurley)

Democrats couldn`t care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can`t look at themselves in the mirror.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America`s self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.

Whenever a liberal begins a statement with `I don`t know which is more frightening,` you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.

The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn`t demand a recount.

They`ve hit us and we`ve got to hit back hard, and I`m not just talking about the terrorists.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there`s a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we`re only talking about criminals.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You`re for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words "abortion" or "tax hikes" pass their lips.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

We don`t want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.

I`ve decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.

I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that`s all I really need to know.

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.

If we`re so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren`t they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.

The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren`t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That`s war. And this is war.

Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they`re against it.

I`m not going to be lectured to.

We`ve finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don`t want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.