Tom: The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.
too much morality, too little sense.
Fiona: Where`s Gareth? Matthew: Torturing Americans. Fiona: How thoughtful of him.
(talking about his new wife, Laura) Angus the Groom: Ignore her. She`s drunk. At least I hope she is. Otherwise I`m in real trouble.
I always just hoped that, that I`d meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn`t make her physically sick, then pop the question and... um... settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that!