Andy Dick Quotes

When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

Straight people say, `You know you`re just gay,` and gay people say, `You know you`re just gay.` There is such a thing as bisexual!

I believed in God my whole life.

My parents just neglected me, I wasn`t abused or anything.

I was a bad boy as a child.

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I`ve been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don`t have a lot of it.