Andy Coen Quotes

Life`s disappointments are harder to take when you don`t know any swear words.

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won`t help.

-You can`t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is that? -Last-minute panic.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don`t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

We`re so busy watching out for what`s just ahead of us that we don`t take time to enjoy where we are.

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I`ll have a witty and blistering retort! You`ll be devastated THEN!

I think we dream so we don`t have to be apart so long. If we`re in each other`s dreams, we can be together all the time.

What fun is it being cool if you can`t wear a sombrero

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I`ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.