Andy Brough Quotes

Man was put on this earth to eat meat...The Bible says so dumbbell...I mean look it up will ya? All them old bible peoples, they was always eating meet; soon as they found out eating apples was wrong...It`s true, on special occasions: goats and lambs. Who the hell ever hear of sacrificing a head of lettuce? You?

Crowtins? What the hell are crowtins? (looking at Edith`s grocery list: croutons)

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

I never said a guy who wears glasses is a queer. A guy who wears glasses is a four-eyes; a guy who`s a fag is a queer.

The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to step back and see where the wife is wrong

An octopus has eight testicles.

...like the Jews and the Seventh Day Adventurists

All in the Family

In response to a ridiculous statement by Edith: " I`ve gotta quote for you, Edith. --`A bird that always flies in the fog is called a dingbat.` "

Why don īt you go bacl to bartender īs school and take a college course in shut-up? (On being reminded of his age by kelsey)