Andy Bernstein Quotes

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams

(T)his machine will tell us the precise location of the three remaining tickets. It says, "I won`t tell, that would be cheating." I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize. He says, "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?" I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.

"Everything in this room is eatable. In fact even I am eatable, but that is called canabalism my dear children and is frowned upon in most civilizations.

Violet Beauregarde: (with her finger in her nose) Spitting`s a nasty habit. Willy Wonka: I know a worse one.

A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men

So much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it.

Chewing Gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most.

You should never doubt what no one is sure about