Andrew Tanenbaum Quotes

We`re all mad here.

Alice: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

What if I should fall right through the center of the earth... oh, and come out the other side, where people walk upside down.

I don`t care much where ...

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"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn`t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn`t be. And what it wouldn`t be, it would. You see?

Mad Hatter: No wonder you`re late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.

I relieve and release your hurt that you may be set free.

You mean you ca`n`t take *less*. It`s very easy to take *more* than nothing.

Doorknob: Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.