Andrew Marone Quotes

I don`t know any more about theology than jackrabbit does about ping pong, but I`m on my way to glory.

Hypocrites in the Church? Yes, and in the lodge and at the home. Don`t hunt through the Church for a hypocrite. Go home and look in the mirror. Hypocrites? Yes. See that you make the number one less.

There is nothing in the world of art like the songs mother used to sing.

Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in a newspaper.

Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.

I believe that a long step toward public morality will have been taken when sins are called by their right names.

The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money is poorer still.

They tell me a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but it does you good.

If there is no hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.

When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.

The world is wrong side up. It needs to be turned upside down in order to be right side up.

The devil says I`m out, but the Lord says I`m safe.

The rivers of America will run with blood filled to their banks before we will submit to them taking the Bible out of our schools.

What have you given the world it never possessed before you came?

Temptation is the devil looking through the keyhole. Yielding is opening the door and inviting him in.

The trouble with many men is that they have got just enough religion to make them miserable. If there is not joy in religion, you have got a leak in your religion.

You can`t raise the standard of women`s morals by raising their pay envelope. It lies deeper than that.

Home is the place we love best and grumble the most.

Some persons think that they have to look like a hedgehog to be pious.