Andrew Dice Clay Quotes


Andrew Dice Clay

I don`t drink to get happy or to forget the pain. I drink to stop the voices in my head. Do you know what`s so bad about them, they stutter. Ddddddave... Kkkkkkikikill your papapapapaparents!!

My fiancée and I became very close to him, ... He was very giving, good-natured, and never turned you down.

There was a coolness about him, ... He used to wear these sunglasses and these shirts that had pictures of cigars on them. He was the Tony Soprano of Mexicans.

We celebrated holidays together, ... He came over to my house all the time.

Eleanor and I were fighting about her not knowing how to cook, and Freddy was sitting there watching us go at it,

rock `n` roll of comedy.






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